Then how would you classify her?
August 19, 2008
Guy and girl walking on State Street. Guy says to girl:
Guy: I wouldn’t really classify you as a girl.
Why would he want to change America?
August 19, 2008
Two college age men walking through the Capitol building talking politics. One said:
Male: I can’t vote for Obama because he says he loves America, but wants to change it. Why would he want to change something he loves?
Putting the “I” in “Team”
April 10, 2008
Angry girl on cell phone on State Street, irately yelling into her cell phone:
“I don’t have a problem putting an “I” in “TEAM” because “I” am the “TEAM”! We wouldn’t have a TEAM without I!!!”
Using HD in the worst possible way
February 24, 2008
Two men walking out of Yummy Buffet off of State Street. One says to the other:
Man: “…gonna use it to get one of those HD TVs and then I’ll watch porn like a mother fucker!”
Pissy landlords
January 29, 2008
Echodropped on State Street:
Guy: Here are my keys. Its a shitty little apartment and don’t be offended by the smell. I swear the landlord comes in while I’m at class and pisses in the heater.
For that outdoorsy feeling
December 28, 2007
Echodropped at Sundance:
Customer to attendant: “Where is the bathroom?”
Attendant: “Over there behind the birch trees.”
Drunk shaving always a bad idea
December 28, 2007
Echodropped on State Street:
“So then I drunkenly took a razor to my mouth. And that is how that happened.”
A Tragedy of Straightness
December 21, 2007
Echodropped by Emily at Laredo’s:
Man: “And she’s one of your patients?”
Woman: “Yes, but she’s tragically straight, so I’ve pretty much given up.”
How could the government do that to Ye Ole McDonald’s
December 18, 2007
BC sent this in as two college students passed by a new post office in Madison. The post office moved into a space previously occupied by a McDonald’s near the University of Wisconsin campus:
Male Student 1 spoke with a mark of indignation as they passed the new Post Office: “Did you see what they did to the old McDonald’s?”
Male Student 2 simply responded, with shock in his breath: “Duuude…”
Hanging out being lazy? Not so fulfilling.
December 11, 2007
Sent in from BC:
Guy 1: “So, how’s life now that you’re just hanging out and being lazy?”
Guy 2: (with long sigh) “Not as fulfilling as one might think.”
