Madison 1, Starbucks 0

Two women standing at the intersection of State Street and Gilman looking around obviously confused.

Woman 1: Well, this is Gilman. We should be close.

Woman 2: (exasperated) I can’t believe it is so hard to find a Starbucks!

For the record, half a block to the right of the women was Fair Trade Coffeehouse and one block to the left Steep n’ Brew.