IO: The Great Migration

August 17, 2007

Via Isthmus Ombudsman:

KF1: Yeah, all the hot guys in Milwaukee are straight.
KF2: Cause all the gays moved to Chicago.

Natt Spil curbside, Tuesday night, kindly fellows psych up a friend: she’s moving to Milwaukee, where there’s “lots of opportunity” to snag the heterosexual drinking buddies she richly “deserves.”

Three guys standing outside of Badger Bowl after witnessing their first Mad Rollin’ Dolls bout Saturday night. The talk is pretty much focused on how “hot” the Dolls are. Finally, one of the guys says to his buddies:

“When Kim is out of town in October I’llĀ  have a party at my place and invite all of these girls.”

Poor Kim.