When are sorority girls the ripest?
September 9, 2007
From Paquelypse Now:
“Sorority girls, gotta get them when they are freshman or sophomores. Get ‘em before they’re fat.”
“Why are you showing off that you have a lanyard? Are you trying to prove that you have keys? You are a man so powerful you have things you can lock?”
Post-workout meal plan
June 16, 2007
The way I maintain my weight–my weight doesn’t fluctuate–is…
[pregnant pause]
I don’t eat ANY-THING.
I thought of that during the run, but I didn’t want to stress you out.
–library mall, speaker sporting black running shorts and bra–and too much muscle definition for this to be true. We’re on an all-carb diet till our next paycheck, so we’re hyper-conscious of protein-related issues, OK?
