Echodrop Madison

Then how would you classify her?

CometStarMoon — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:53:17 +0000

Guy and girl walking on State Street. Guy says to girl:

Guy: I wouldn’t really classify you as a girl.

Why would he want to change America?

CometStarMoon — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:52:38 +0000

Two college age men walking through the Capitol building talking politics. One said:

Male: I can’t vote for Obama because he says he loves America, but wants to change it. Why would he want to change something he loves?

Putting the “I” in “Team”

CometStarMoon — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:20:00 +0000

Angry girl on cell phone on State Street, irately yelling into her cell phone:

“I don’t have a problem putting an “I” in “TEAM” because “I” am the “TEAM”! We wouldn’t have a TEAM without I!!!”

Using HD in the worst possible way

CometStarMoon — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 22:11:37 +0000

Two men walking out of Yummy Buffet off of State Street. One says to the other:

Man: “…gonna use it to get one of those HD TVs and then I’ll watch porn like a mother fucker!”

Pissy landlords

CometStarMoon — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:24:06 +0000

Echodropped on State Street:

Guy: Here are my keys. Its a shitty little apartment and don’t be offended by the smell. I swear the landlord comes in while I’m at class and pisses in the heater.

For that outdoorsy feeling

CometStarMoon — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 19:20:55 +0000

Echodropped at Sundance:

Customer to attendant: “Where is the bathroom?”

Attendant: “Over there behind the birch trees.”

Drunk shaving always a bad idea

CometStarMoon — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 19:16:12 +0000

Echodropped on State Street:

“So then I drunkenly took a razor to my mouth. And that is how that happened.”

A Tragedy of Straightness

CometStarMoon — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:05:36 +0000

Echodropped by Emily at Laredo’s:

Man: “And she’s one of your patients?”

Woman: “Yes, but she’s tragically straight, so I’ve pretty much given up.”

How could the government do that to Ye Ole McDonald’s

CometStarMoon — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 20:13:24 +0000

BC sent this in as two college students passed by a new post office in Madison. The post office moved into a space previously occupied by a McDonald’s near the University of Wisconsin campus:

Male Student 1 spoke with a mark of indignation as they passed the new Post Office: “Did you see what they did to the old McDonald’s?”

Male Student 2 simply responded, with shock in his breath: “Duuude…”

Hanging out being lazy? Not so fulfilling.

CometStarMoon — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:08:43 +0000

Sent in from BC:

Guy 1: “So, how’s life now that you’re just hanging out and being lazy?”

Guy 2: (with long sigh) “Not as fulfilling as one might think.”